Looking for band members ... (Charlotte, NC)

Hey all,

I’m looking for some like-minded musicans to round out a band.

Ideally, I'd like to find a singer, a drummer and a bassist. Although, this being a video game (rock star for the wii), it's all really interchangeable.

About you:

-You are a decent singer with good looks, charisma and a severe alcohol problem. You go through groupies quickly and almost always wake up in the bathroom in a disgusting puddle of your own vomit. Many practice sessions have been canceled due to your volatile nature and your storming off.  By band bylaws, you will be required to quit at least once every fortnight.  You should wear eyeliner.

or

-You are an extraordinarily talented drummer with a penchant for any drugs you and your girlfriend can get your grubby hands on. You are charming, and maybe a little on the chubby side. Or at least, you were until you discovered heroin. Your girlfriend is constantly telling you that you are the star of the band (not true) and you should be more assertive in getting what you want. There have been countless problems with her meddling in our affairs.

or

-You're a 20-something bassist who is REALLY eager to make it big. We all tolerate you because, well, lets face it ... nobody really can stand bassists anyway. Your natural good nature certainly has taken a beating since joining the band, but you are still overly optimistic. You might be married (engaged?) with a kid on the way and see this band as your last, best chance to make it big before settling down at your soon-to-be father-in-law's insurance office.

About me:

I am somewhat decent at the guitar, but I could probably take over another role if I was needed to. I have a hearing problem, so I can't really tell if I'm *really* getting the notes on time. I have a sweet set up for the band to practice/play in and alcohol is provided, of course. This will pave the way for the unknown singer to begin his/her alcohol addiction.

If this sounds like you, or if you would like be a groupie for this band (name to be determined) then send an e-mail!